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Tons of Fuckin' Sequins

I blog at STFU Fauxminists. This is my personal blargh. Still feminism, nerdery of all kinds, Xena appreciation, forever Zutara feels, Whedonism, complaints about my period, misandry, gay stuff, drag queens, photography, shit I write, music I listen to, cunnilingus, video games, stuff that I make, Parks and Recreation, and hipster shit. Title inspiration can be found here.
Apr 17 '14

I have so much anxiety about this social marketing class that I can barely even bring myself to read the discussion board let alone write a post on it.

Apr 17 '14

(Source: carlosbaila)

Apr 16 '14

(Source: potsi-miau)

Apr 16 '14

all-time-potter:

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

ITS FUCKING TIP 394

have actually done this A+ would recommend

(Source: lesbolution)

Apr 15 '14
fuckyeah1990s:

Homeward Bound T-Shirt

fuckyeah1990s:

Homeward Bound T-Shirt

(Source: ipomoea-alba)

Apr 14 '14

fun game:

Get really upset about Blurred Lines but then defend to the death the rights of men to engage in rape play, pedophilia play, and “dirty talk” that’s worse than anything that’s said in that song. 

Apr 14 '14
diyideas4home:

DIY Duct Tape Hair Clips Don’t forget to Follow Us on Tumblr and Like Us on Facebook to keep up with the latest in Do It Yourself Ideas. This DIY tutorial will take you no longer than 5 minutes! Your kids will love these fun DIY duct tape hair clips because they can choose any pattern or design they wish using this multipurpose tape. This is a great Saturday afternoon project with the kids and they can easily show them off by the evening! Check out this 5 minute tutorial!http://diyideashome.com/2014/04/diy-duct-tape-hair-clips/

diyideas4home:

DIY Duct Tape Hair Clips
Don’t forget to Follow Us on Tumblr and Like Us on Facebook to keep up with the latest in Do It Yourself Ideas.
This DIY tutorial will take you no longer than 5 minutes! Your kids will love these fun DIY duct tape hair clips because they can choose any pattern or design they wish using this multipurpose tape. This is a great Saturday afternoon project with the kids and they can easily show them off by the evening! Check out this 5 minute tutorial!
http://diyideashome.com/2014/04/diy-duct-tape-hair-clips/

Apr 14 '14

If I get this internship with WUSF, I’ll have to do probably 5 shifts a week.

From 7 to 10.

Which in conjunction with my job

Means I will have to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn literally every day. 

Every. day. 7 days a week.

I don’t like adulthood.

But I really want this internship anyway.

Apr 14 '14
Apr 14 '14

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough